Oh let me out of here, I am not having a good time
They threw me in here for impersonating a lime
I stole a pair of pants to go with my ensemble
What am I going to do? I can’t rhyme with ensemble

“Oh some boys go to college, but we think they’re all wussies,”Cuz they get all the knowledge, and we get all the–“Oompa doompa doompa doompa, oompa doompa doompa doompa…”

My wife had left me, which was very painful. Then she came back to me, which was excruciating.


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