I’m disturbed! I’m depressed! I’m inadequate! I got it all !!
Hey, I’m on first and first. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.
I have tremendous respect for people who work with feet. I mean, to dedicate yourself to the foot… You’re toiling in virtual anonymity.
I snuck a peak.
I made a conscious effort not to look. There’s certain information I just don’t want to have.
Something happened that changed us in a deep and profound way from that day forward.
Don’t we have a deal with the pigeons?
Of course we have a deal. They get out of the way of our cars, we look the other way on the statue defecation.
I am going to sidle the sidler.
He’s about five foot eleven, he’s got uh, a big head and flared nostrils.
Like, a horse face, big teeth, and a pointed nose.
A short guy with glasses, looked like Humpty Dumpty with a melon head.
A pretty woman, you know, kinda short, big wall of hair, face like a frying pan.
Have you seen a tall, lanky dufus with a bird face and hair like the bride of Frankenstein?
Did he use a lot of slang? Did he use the word ‘man’?
Maybe I don’t use my exclamation points as haphazardly as you do
I’ve never heard of a relationship being affected by punctuation.