He moves from point to point with as little uproar as a jellyfish.
He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.
It was as if nature had intended to make a gorilla and had changed its mind at the last moment.
…it was hard to believe that he could have been adequately fitted out by anyone less spacious in his methods than Omar the Tent Maker.
“Stress is very damaging to the epidermis.”
– George, in “The Puffy Shirt”
“She’s like a district attorney. If it’s not the truth I’ll break under the cross.”
– George, about Maura, in “The Strongbox”
“You’re the bearclaw in the garbage bag of my life.”
– Glenn, dumpster diving with Elaine, in “The Strongbox”
“Man’s Best Friend… Jerry, I want something like that on my tombstone.”
– Kramer, reading stones in the pet cemetery, in “The Strongbox”